( groans )
EVEN THOUGH MY TRUE POWER HAS BEEN UNLEASHED ON YOU,
SOMEHOW, YOU'RE STILL ABLE TO KEEP UP.
Saitama: YEP.
YOU'RE TOUGH. COOL.
Tank-top Master: PUTTING CITY A BACK TOGETHER
MIGHT BE IMPOSSIBLE. I'LL THINK ABOUT THAT LATER.
RIGHT NOW, I SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON THE BATTLE.
SHE MAY BE WAY UP AT RANK TWO OR WHATEVER,
BUT I CAN'T JUST LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ONE LITTLE GIRL.
I HAPPEN TO HAVE MY OWN WAYS OF FIGHTING ENEMIES IN THE AIR.
LIKE THIS!
( yells )
Tornado: HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
( Tank-top Master yells )
Tornado: THIS AREA'S GOT SOME NICE RUBBLE TO PLAY WITH.
GET OUT OF MY WAY, AND LET ME DO SO.
Tank-top Master: S-SHE'S USING HER PSYCHIC POWER?!
I GIVE UP!
♪
Alien: OH, NO! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK AGAIN!
Alien #2: RETURN FIRE!
Alien #3: WE CAN'T! THE GUNS ARE COMPLETELY JACKED!
Alien #4: SERIOUSLY?! THEN WE'RE ALL DEAD MEAT!
Alien #5: THIS PLANET'S TOO TOUGH TO STEAL FROM!
Alien #6: LORD BOROS, SAVE US!
Gunner: I JUST WANNA GO HOME.
Genos: SUCH INCREDIBLE POWER.
TORNADO MAY ACTUALLY BRING IT DOWN ON HER OWN.
Drive Knight: I HAVE SOME ERRANDS TO RUN.
THEREFORE, I WILL BE HEADING OUT NOW.
THINGS APPEAR TO BE UNDER CONTROL.
Child Emperor: SURE. GO AHEAD THEN.
SOME OF THE OTHER HEROES HAVE ALREADY LEFT, TOO.
Drive Knight: BEFORE I GO, GENOS, HAVE YOU GOT A SECOND?
THERE'S SOMETHING I WISH TO TELL YOU.
Genos: DRIVE KNIGHT, CLASS S, RANK NINE.
THIS IS A FIRST.
Drive Knight: LISTEN.
METAL KNIGHT IS ACTUALLY YOUR ENEMY.
( Genos gasps )
Drive Knight: BE CAREFUL.
Genos: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Drive Knight: YOU WILL KNOW SOON ENOUGH,
BUT FOR NOW, STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
♪
( Melzargard laughs )
( laughs )
Atomic Samurai: BASTARD.
YOU SURE ARE MAKING THINGS INTERESTING AROUND HERE.
( Melzargard laughs )
I'M BEGINNING TO TASTE VICTORY.
- ( Bang groans ) - Melzargard: HUH?
Bang: AH, THAT'S BETTER.
THE STIFFNESS IN MY SHOULDERS IS GONE.
GUESS I'M A LITTLE RUSTY.
Melzargard: NO. HOW CAN YOU STILL BE ALIVE?
Atomic Samurai: HEY.
FORGETTING SOMETHING?
ATOMIC SLASH!
Melzargard: INSOLENCE.
SUCH COMPLETE INSOLENCE!
Bang: YOU MOVE THAT HEART-MARBLE-THING AROUND
INSIDE YOUR BODY IN ORDER TO HIDE ITS LOCATION,
BUT YOUR REGENERATION PROCESS ALWAYS BEGINS WITH YOUR HEAD.
THEREFORE, IN THE CENTER OF THAT MUST LIE...
YOUR HEART.
AFTER SEEING IT HAPPEN SO MANY TIMES,
EVEN A MONKEY COULD FIGURE IT OUT.
SEE? CHECKMATE.
Melzargard: NO!
( marble shatters )
( groans )
Iairon: SILVERFANG!
Atomic Samurai: ALL I NEEDED WAS ONE MORE SWING.
KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF,
AND LET ME FINISH WHAT I START, SILVERFANG.
Bang: MY GOODNESS.
I REALLY NEED TO DO MORE FULL-BODY WORKOUTS.
Puri-puri Prisoner: WE GOT ALL THE HEADS.
THAT WAS THE LAST ONE.
VICTORY IS OURS!
Metal Bat: YEAH, BUT THERE'S STILL
THAT BIG-ASS SHIP UP THERE TO DEAL WITH.
( explosions echoing )
Lightning Max: OKAY. I BELIEVE THIS IS
THE LAST OF THE REPORTED SURVIVORS.
LET'S MOVE.
Stinger: YEAH, SURE.
Lightning Max: MUMEN!
QUIT YOUR STARING, AND COME ON!
Mumen Rider: RIGHT! COMING!
♪
( Lord Boros yells )
( singing in Japanese )
Lord Boros: NICE MOVES.
AS I THOUGHT, YOU ARE STRONG.
OF THE MYRIAD BEINGS I HAVE BATTLED THUS FAR,
ONLY YOU SURVIVED FOR THIS LONG!
( yells )
NOW TO RELEASE
THE DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY HELD WITHIN ME!
ANY NORMAL CREATURE HIT BY IT
WOULD FIND EVEN THEIR BONES VAPORIZED!
( singing in Japanese )
- Lord Boros: BEHIND YOU! - Saitama: HUH?
( singing in Japanese )
Lord Boros: YOU WERE A WORTHY OPPONENT,
BUT THE OUTCOME OF THIS BATTLE IS CLEAR.
MY SPECIES WON THE STRUGGLE FOR SURVIVAL
AMID THE HARSH ENVIRONMENT OF OUR HOME WORLD.
WE POSSESS THE ULTIMATE IN REGENERATIVE ABILITIES.
I IN PARTICULAR HAVE THE GODLIKE TRAITS
OF SELF-HEALING, PHYSICAL PROWESS,
AND LATENT ENERGY BEYOND YOUR CONCEPTION.
A WOUND THAT WOULD BE FATAL FOR YOU
HEALS ON ME IN MERE MOMENTS.
BY FOCUSING ALL MY ENERGY ON MY DESTROYED ARM,
I CAN EXPONENTIALLY SPEED UP THE HEALING PROCESS.
GOOD AS NEW.
YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, WILL ONLY GET INJURED MORE,
ALL WHILE YOUR STAMINA GRADUALLY DECREASES DOWN TO--
- Saitama: SHUT UP. - Lord Boros: HUH?
Saitama: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
YOU'RE BORING ME OUT OF MY MIND.
ARE YOU FINISHED?
NOT YET!
( chorus singing )
METEORIC BURST!
Saitama: UH...
( crew scream )
♪
Lord Boros: THE ENERGY SHUNTED FROM MY BODY
TRANSFORMS INTO A PROPELLING FORCE...
ELEVATING SPEED AND POWER TO A LEVEL
BEYOND THE LIMITATIONS OF LIVING FLESH!
♪
( music ends )
( silence )
( muted boom )
( Lord Boros panting )
DOING THIS PLACES ENORMOUS STRESS ON MY BODY,
SIMILAR TO ANAEROBIC EXERCISE.
AS A RESULT, IT SHORTENS MY LIFE.
THEREFORE, IT SHOULD ONLY BE USED AS A TRUMP CARD
FOR SETTLING FIGHTS AS QUICK--
Metal Bat: IT'S TILTING!
Blackluster: NICE! YOU'RE DOING IT!
AWESOME WORK, TORNADO!
( footsteps )
♪
Saitama: COOL.
I MADE IT BACK.
Lord Boros: THIS INFURIATING MAN...
MAKES ME WANT TO GIVE THIS EVERYTHING I'VE GOT!
( yelling )
♪
( gags )
( coughs )
THAT'S THE WAY, SAITAMA.
YOU ARE INDEED WORTH THE EFFORT.
( Saitama calmly ) CONSECUTIVE NORMAL PUNCHES.
( Lord Boros stammers )
♪
I WILL DEFEAT YOU!
ALL MY ENERGY WILL BE RELEASED, BLASTING YOU...
AND THIS PLANET STRAIGHT TO HELL!
COLLAPSING STAR, ROARING CANNON!
Saitama: IN THAT CASE, I'LL USE MY OWN FINAL MOVE.
KILLER MOVE, SERIOUS SERIES...
SERIOUS PUNCH.
♪
( music ends )
( wind blowing )
Lord Boros: DID I LOSE?
I CAN FEEL NOTHING.
Saitama: YOU'RE STILL CONSCIOUS.
YOU REALLY ARE STRONG FOR REAL.
Lord Boros: THE PROPHECY HELD TRUE.
THE BATTLE WAS...
A HARD-FOUGHT ONE.
Saitama: YEAH.
IT SURE WAS.
♪
Lord Boros: YOU LIE.
YOU WERE HOLDING BACK, WEREN'T YOU?
I NEVER STOOD A CHANCE.
IT WASN'T EVEN A BATTLE.
YOU OBLITERATED ME. HEH HEH.
SO MUCH FOR THE WORDS OF PROPHECIES.
YOU WERE JUST TOO STRONG.
SAI...TAMA.
♪
Tornado: IT'S CRASHING?
Genos: IS THIS MASTER'S DOING?
Alien #1: THE POWER SPHERE'S BEEN BROKEN!
Alien #2: WE'RE GOING DOWN!
Alien #3: LORD BOROS LET LOOSE HIS FULL POWER!
- Alien #4: GET OUT! GET OUT! - Alien #5: RUN!
Alien #6: STOP SHOVING, STUPID!
Gunner: I JUST WANNA GO HOME!
MAMA!
- Iairon: IT'S COMING DOWN. - Metal Bat: HUH?
HEY, WE BETTER GET OUTTA HERE.
Bang: WHOA, THIS IS BAD. RUN FOR THE ASSOCIATION HQ.
Atomic Samurai: IAI, HOLD ON TO ME!
Iairon: I'M OKAY, MASTER!
Atomic Samurai: DAMN IT!
HOW DID OLD MAN SILVERFANG GET SO FAST?
Iairon: NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO BE COMPETITIVE.
Puri-puri Prisoner: ANGEL DASH!
Metal Bat: HEY, PANSY, DON'T YOU RUN IN FRONT OF ME!
YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
Puri-puri Prisoner: ANGEL DASH!
Metal Bat: STOP CALLING OUT YOUR STUPID MOVES, AND JUST RUN!
Aliens: WE'RE GONNA CRASH!
Genos: IT IS DOWN.
Blackluster: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
♪
Amai Mask: HOW DID CITY A END UP LIKE THIS?
ALL OF CLASS S WAS MEETING HERE TODAY.
HMM?
CARE TO ENLIGHTEN ME ON THIS, METAL BAT?
Metal Bat: HUH?
Amai Mask: EXPLAIN IT TO ME SO I CAN UNDERSTAND.
Metal Bat: HANDSOME KAMEN AMAI MASK.
WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU POP UP FROM?
Amai Mask: I WAS FILMING A TV DRAMA
IN THE NEXT TOWN OVER.
THERE WAS A LOUD ROAR AND TREMORS,
SO I CAME TO CHECK THINGS OUT,
ONLY TO FIND CITY A DESTROYED.
Metal Bat: MONSTERS ON THIS BIG-ASS SHIP BEHIND ME
CAME AND ATTACKED US.
THEY FIRED ARTILLERY AND DID ALL THIS,
BUT WE STILL TOOK CARE OF IT.
( Amai Mask sputters )
"TOOK CARE OF IT," YOU SAY?
REALLY?
YOU CALL THIS DEVASTATION VICTORY?
WHAT UTTER INCOMPETENCE!
I'M COMPLETELY APPALLED AT ALL OF YOU!
Metal Bat: HEY...
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP UNTIL THIS WAS OVER,
SO GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE.
Amai Mask: YES, IT'S TRUE I DIDN'T MAKE IT HERE IN TIME.
BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU DID, CORRECT?
AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAVE ONE BRICK!
Atomic Samurai: WE WERE HAVING A MEETING
INSIDE THE HEADQUARTERS BUILDING WHEN IT ALL STARTED.
WE WENT OUTSIDE AS SOON AS WE HEARD THE ENEMY ATTACKING,
BUT THE CITY HAD ALREADY BEEN REDUCED TO RUINS.
Amai Mask: AND? SO WHAT?
YOU THINK IF YOU SAY THAT, THE MEDIA WILL JUST LET THIS GO?
Puri-puri Prisoner: HEY, HANDSOME,
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON HERE?
WE WORKED TOGETHER AND DID OUR BEST.
Amai Mask: I'M ON THE SIDE OF PEACE AND JUSTICE.
HAVING CLASS-S HEROES THIS CLUELESS AND PATHETIC...
IS AN EMBARRASSMENT.
ANYBODY THAT'S THIS USELESS SHOULD VOLUNTARILY RETIRE.
Metal Bat: HEY!
DON'T START TALKING CRAP WITH US, PRETTY BOY!
WHO'S GONNA CARE ABOUT A POP IDOL
WITH HIS FACE UP HIS ASS?!
Amai Mask: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY I DON'T MOVE UP TO CLASS S?
IT'S SIMPLE, REALLY. I REMAIN CLASS A, RANK ONE
SO I CAN PREVENT WEAK, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PISSANTS
LIKE YOU FROM EVER MOVING UP.
NICE TIMING, METAL KNIGHT.
SO YOU SKIP THE MEETING AND JUST NOW DECIDE TO SHOW UP?
♪
Metal Knight: THIS IS...
MAGNIFICENT.
- Genos: METAL KNIGHT! - Metal Knight: HMM?
Genos: WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU DOING HERE?
THE BATTLE IS ALREADY OVER.
Drive Knight: LISTEN.
METAL KNIGHT IS ACTUALLY YOUR ENEMY.
Metal Knight: GENOS, RIGHT?
Genos: DO NOT TELL ME YOU HAVE COME
TO RECOVER THE SPACESHIP.
ARE YOU HERE TO CREATE MORE POWERFUL WEAPONS
BY INCORPORATING ALIEN TECHNOLOGY?
Metal Knight: PRECISELY.
POWERFUL WEAPONS ARE A NECESSITY
FOR THE SAKE OF MAINTAINING PEACE AND ORDER.
Amai Mask: EVEN WITH POWERFUL WEAPONS,
IN THE HANDS OF HEROES LIKE THESE, THEY'D BE WASTED.
Metal Bat: THAT'S IT. YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, PRETTY BOY,
SO WATCH YOUR ASS.
Blackluster: YO!
I FOUND SOME ALIEN SURVIVORS!
Alien #1: CRAPPITY-CRAP! I THOUGHT LORD BOROS NEVER LOST.
Alien #2: I KNOW, RIGHT? THINK THEY'RE GONNA KILL US?
Alien #3: MAYBE WE CAN TALK OUR WAY OUT OF THIS.
THEY SEEM REASONABLE.
Alien #6: AGH!
I'M SO HUNGRY, YOU GUYS!
Gunner: YOU IDIOT! NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR--( gasps )
- SHH! I HEAR SOMEONE COMING. - ( footsteps )
Blackluster: WHAT?!
AMAI MASK, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Amai Mask: THEY DID NOT DESERVE TO LIVE. THEY WERE EVIL.
I MERELY IMPLEMENTED JUSTICE SWIFTLY. THAT'S ALL.
I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND,
DON'T YOU, GENOS?
YOU'VE BEEN BUSY SINCE THE EXAM,
BUT AFTER THE DEEP SEA KING AND TODAY...
YOU'VE MOSTLY BEEN A DISAPPOINTMENT.
Bang: LEAVE IT BE.
Genos: DO NOT WORRY. I AM FINE.
HE REMINDS ME OF HOW I WAS BEFORE I MET MASTER,
A MAN ON THE EDGE
TOO EAGER TO ELIMINATE EVIL.
JUST LIKE ME,
HE MUST HAVE GONE THROUGH SOMETHING TERRIBLE IN HIS PAST.
( gasps )
WAIT! WHERE IS MASTER SAITAMA?
- ( rumble ) - Tornado: MM?
Saitama: COOL. OUT FOR REAL.
Tornado: HEY! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
NO WAY A CLASS-B LIKE YOU WOULD BE INSIDE THAT SHIP.
Genos: THERE YOU ARE!
GLAD YOU ARE SAFE, MASTER!
Saitama: OH! HEY, GENOS!
WE'RE DONE HERE. LET'S GO.
Genos: WERE YOU ABLE TO DEFEAT THEIR LEADER?
Saitama: YEAH. HE WAS REALLY STRONG, TOO,
MAYBE THE STRONGEST I'VE EVER FACED.
Genos: I SEE. SO WITHOUT YOU, MASTER,
THE PROPHECY ABOUT THE DESTRUCTION OF THE EARTH
- WOULD HAVE COME TRUE. - ( Tornado gasps )
- Genos: ONCE AGAIN... - Tornado: THEY'RE IGNORING ME?
Saitama: NAH. IT'S THESE PROPHECIES.
TURNS OUT YOU CAN'T TRUST THEM AT ALL.
- Tornado: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! - Saitama: HUH?
Tornado: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU DID IT,
BUT YOU WENT IN THE SHIP ON YOUR OWN?!
YOU'RE JUST A CLASS B. HOW DARE YOU BUTT IN LIKE THAT?
I DIDN'T NEED YOU. I COULD HAVE HANDLED IT BY MYSELF!
BALDY! OCTOPUS! BOILED EGG!
LIGHT BULB! AVOCADO! LAME FACE...
Saitama: HEY, GENOS, SAY SOMETHING TO HER.
Genos: SIR.
LOOK, SPOILED BRAT,
SHUT UP, AND GET LOST, OR PAY THE PRICE.
Saitama: THAT'S IT! YEAH!
Tornado: UNFORGIVEABLE. SO I'M A BRAT, HUH?
I'M OLDER THAN YOU, METAL JACKASS!
Saitama: WHOA! GENOS!
YOU'RE NEXT, CLASS-B BALDY!
Bang: THAT'S ENOUGH, TORNADO.
THIS SORT OF BEHAVIOR ISN'T BECOMING OF A HERO, NOW, IS IT?
Tornado: UH...
HMPH!
WHATEVER.
Bang: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PIGHEADED TROUBLEMAKERS
AMONGST THE ELITE HEROES?
Saitama: HEY, GENOS,
YOUR--YOUR JOINTS ARE ALL BENT THE WRONG WAY.
HERE. I'LL FIX YOU UP.
OH, SORRY. YOUR ARM CAME OFF.
( Bang groans ) MY BACK IS KILLING ME.
♪
Genos: CITY A WAS COMPLETELY WIPED OFF THE MAP.
THE ARRIVAL OF ALIENS AND CITY A's ANNIHILATION
WERE HISTORY-MAKING EVENTS
AND WERE THE TOP STORIES FOR DAYS,
BUT EVENTUALLY THE COVERAGE DIED DOWN.
AFTER THAT, NO ONE MENTIONED THE CITY THAT HAD DISAPPEARED.
METAL KNIGHT SALVAGED THE SPACESHIP.
SOON THEREAFTER,
THE HERO ASSOCIATION HEADQUARTERS WAS RECONSTRUCTED
AND BECAME AN IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS OF STEEL.
THE INFRASTRUCTURE WAS REBUILT
WITH NEW ROADS LEADING OUT OF H.Q.
THIS ALLOWED HEROES THE ABILITY TO DEPLOY QUICKLY TO EVERY CITY.
HEROES CLASS A AND ABOVE
WERE GIVEN THE OPTION TO LIVE AT HEADQUARTERS,
LETTING THEM DO WHAT THEY DO BEST.
( singing in Japanese )
Reporter: YOU CAN SEE IT CLEARLY!
THE ENTIRE BUILDING'S HAS BEEN RIPPED OUT
DOWN TO THE FOUNDATION!
BASED ON INITIAL REPORTS,
THE MONSTER APPEARED IN CITY Z.
NOW CITY Y--( shrieks )
( monster breathing deeply )
♪
( growls )
YOU HUMANS WASTE YOUR EXISTENCE IN DECADENCE AND GLUTTONY,
LITTERING THE EARTH WITH WORTHLESS OBJECTS.
- ( boy crying ) - Pluton: NOW YOU SHALL ROT
IN THE DEPTHS OF THE UNDERWORLD
THAT SPREADS BELOW MY MIGHTY SNOUT!
WHO DO WE HAVE HERE?
Genos: WHO, YOU ASK?
A GREAT MAN WHO IS A HERO FOR FUN
AND PROFIT.
Pluton: A GREAT MAN. HMM?
♪
Genos: WITH HIS DISCIPLE.
( boy gasps )
Saitama: OH, COME ON! I'M BACK TO ONE PUNCH AGAIN?!
DAMN IT!